I just love this time of year... and for one real reason in particular.

I hate the cold weather we have here in North Texas. It's not the fun kind, with snow, and crip cold air. It's the kind that's 70 one day and 30 the next. That winter precipitation is called "slush" not "snow". My wife gets sick. Kids get sick. I even get sick. Gotta spend tons of money on Christmas. Bah.

What I love, though, are sweaters.

Especially on women.

That have large breasts.lol.

I don't know, there's just something about the shape of a curvy woman in a tight sweater. Plus, if you get to feel her, it must be a little slice of heaven to slowly explore the shape of a woman's body in a tight, soft sweater. You have to start at the wrists, with both hands, one on each wrist. Raise her arms up over her head and slide your hands down her arms, palms inward, relishing the anticipation. Keep going when your hands reach her torso, slow down, enjoy the gentle curve inward towards her waist, then the generous outward curves at her hips.

Stop your hands here for a moment, and rotate your hands so that the palm face up and towards her. This takes the focus off her hips and more towards her thighs. Bring your hands together and slowly glide up the front of her hips, towards her tummy. (If you're lucky, she'll have one!!!) Very very slowly, slide up her tummy - give it a gentle squeeze if you're brave. Then up higher to her stomach. You'll have to flip your hands over now - slowly, rotating so that your fingers can re-trace her waist. Keep the palms flat against her! Now, with fingers at about a 45 degree outward angle, start sliding upwards again. You'll reach the underside of her breasts about now - don't stop - just keep sliding your hand up under her big tits. Then onto her breasts, holding them for a moment (or longer - large chested women like this generally, because it takes a strain off of them). Then continue sliding your hand up her breasts, don't slow down over the nipple (this isn't necessarily a sexual-stimulation experience) and up towards her shoulders. When your hands reach the top of her shoulders, take a step towards her, so that her breasts are now touching you. Keep your hands moving over the shoulder, and down her back. Firmly, in a kind of massaging way. At this point, it is ideal to have her even closer, hugging even. Then you keep your hands going down to the small of her back. When you reach the top of her ass, stop, rotate your hands, so that your fingers point to her spine. Here, you either cross your arms around her in an embrace, or you bring your hands back to the sides, seperating you.

Dang. That's a big paragraph. I need to go wake the wife up. "Honey, can you put this sweater on?" :-)